Chubbies Shorts

Welcome to Chubbies. Here is what we believe.

We believe in the weekend

We believe that “short shorts” is a redundancy

We believe in swim trunks, swim shorts, bathing suits, swimsuits or whatever the heck else you wanna call ‘em because we believe that if you’ve got a pair of those on, well, you must be doing something right

We believe in the right your quads have to a life of freedom and sunshine

We believe in comfort

We believe in our fathers - they led the way; we are but revolutionaries standing on the shoulders of amazingly mustachio’d giants in proper length shorts

We believe sweat shorts are the greatest innovation in lounging since hammock cup holders were invented in the early 1780s

We believe Black Lives Matter

We believe Love is Love

And we damn sure believe in Friday at Five

Onward to the Weekend >

-Team Chubbies